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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Heh gotta love spam

I haven't had one of these in ages. I love in particular the last paragraph where they get angry at me for having wasted their time :P

Dear Beneficiary,
RE: SWIFT TRANSFER OF US$ 1.5 MILLION ACCURED INTEREST INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

I am Dr.Patrick Mensah the Head of Treasury Department ,HSBC BANK ACCRA GHANA in our bank, your over-due contract /Legacy funds was brought to our bank from all African Apex Bank, THIS MONEY WAS TAKEN BACK to the Federal Government Treasury for the period of time this money was in our bank. It generated an Accured Interest which we considered your long suffering/delays with WEST AFRICAN bureaucratic government officials. your name was brought to our bank as one of the unpaid beneficiaries whose funds has not been paid.

The World Bank auditors, International Monetary Fund (I.M.F) and other Monetary agencies resolved the issue in London after one week meeting and decided to pay you this accured interest funds via Swift Telegraphic Wire Transfer(KTT) into your designated account.

What we need from you now is any form of your identification for example,Your International Passport number or Your driving license number, Then your Telephone and Fax number for easy communication Your account information.

As a matter of fact we don't have enough time to waste since we have wasted time in contacting our respective customers, so try and comply with the entire necessary requirement for remittance.

We await your prompt response.

Best Regards,
Dr. Patrick Mensah
Head Of Treasury Department.
Hsbc Bank Ghana


who wants to go shopping with my money from the Bank of Ghana ????? lol

2 comments:

its me, sam said...

Pick me! LOL too funny to read those spams. It's like the phone call that gives the big blast and says"you've won a Caribbean cruise, press 3 to claim your prize".

Northern Living Allowance said...

That's awesome! What kills me is that people who get these actually respond! Terribly English, mistakes of speling and repetitious repeatings and you can't figure out it's SPAM? This was a good one. I haven't had one like this! Thanks for sharing :)